THE KARATE PIG
At Porker Elementary,
there was a bullied pig.
The other pigs yelled, “Bacon Bits”
’cuz, well, she wasn’t big.
At home, she googled “self-defense,”
signed up for martial arts.
She learned to punch and kick until
her skills were off the charts.
Now when pigs start taunting her,
she takes a half-moon stance.
She spins her arms and twirls her legs.
She halts them with one glance.
When pigmates think of bullying,
her moves cause them to stop.At Porker Elementary,
there was a bullied pig.
The other pigs yelled, “Bacon Bits”
’cuz, well, she wasn’t big.
At home, she googled “self-defense,”
signed up for martial arts.
She learned to punch and kick until
her skills were off the charts.
Now when pigs start taunting her,
she takes a half-moon stance.
She spins her arms and twirls her legs.
She halts them with one glance.
When pigmates think of bullying,
They’ve all quit shouting, “Bacon Bits”—
they now call her, “Pork Chop.”
© 2016 B.J. Lee. All rights reserved.
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Very clever! I like that your bullied pig is her own hero. Nicely done!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Janie!
ReplyDeleteLove this porcine hero, BJ! I'm waiting for the video so I can see that third stanza in live action. :)
ReplyDeletehaha! I'll have to get one of my trained pigs to perform it! WINK!
DeleteHa, very nice, BJ! Reminds me of the 3 Ninja Pigs.
ReplyDeleteThanks Matt!
DeleteB.J. -Your words slap me silly, This is a wonderful ditty. Should pub elsewhere, too.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad they "slap you sillly" Jan! This is from a collection I'm working on (different version, though).
ReplyDeleteAwesome, BJ! Go, Pork Chop!!
ReplyDeleteThanks Diana! Pig Power! lol
DeleteYou are such a clever girl!
ReplyDeleteah shucks, thank you, Barb!
DeleteOh, BJ, sorry I missed this earlier. This is just wonderful, the rhythm & the rhyme, those words! I'll forever be thinking of "Bacon bit" & "Pork chop" in new ways!
ReplyDeleteBe careful what you eat! Ha! Thank you, Linda!
ReplyDeleteOh, love this character and poem! So fun!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much, Sherry!
DeleteYou are clever and witty. Good job!
ReplyDeleteVery fun!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Penny!
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