Monday, October 28, 2019

DMC: "Bigfoot's Lament" by M. H. Barnes


Screen capture from the famous 1967 Patterson-Gimlin footage.*


BIGFOOT'S LAMENT

Before you start assessing the fear that I'm repressing,
there’s something we should lay out on the table—
     call me Sasquatch, call me Yeti,
     but Bigfoot's much too petty.
I’m REAL, not merely legend, lore, or fable.

Partly human, partly beast, oversized to say the least,
you ridicule or hound me as you choose.
     Of course I’m camera shy—
     I’m an introverted guy!
I’d like to see YOU wear my “monster” shoes.

Being shaggy and unkempt is no reason for contempt,
so let me make this absolutely clear—
     it’s not your bully tactics,
     your guns or camo jackets,
that cause me to degenerate in fear.

When it comes to diagnosis of my number one neurosis,
there is nothing that can possibly compare
     to my dread of soapy lather
     and the constant drone of blather
I’m subjected to when in the barber’s chair.


© 2019 Michelle Heidenrich Barnes. All rights reserved.


* Click HERE for "The 10 Most Convincing Bigfoot Sightings".


TLD reader Rebecca Herzog has challenged us to write a poem about something a monster is afraid of. Read my interview with Becky HERE and add your poem about a monster fear to the padlet. While some contributions will be featured as daily ditties leading up to Halloween, you can check out our entire monster menagerie HERE.





Thursday, October 24, 2019

October DMC Wrap-Up Celebration


Edward Peters

Welcome, my pretties, to our monster menagerie!
Don't be afraid, little ones—

smussyolay

float right in
and make yourself at home.

Cross Duck


Pay no mind to the welcoming committee...

SurFeRGiRL30

Or this welcoming committee...

rafeejewell

Or this welcoming committee...

Dilvsy




Or to the dog...

Bill Dickinson










Or the goldfish....

nikoretro



Let's just get down to business, shall we?

At the beginning of this month, Rebecca Herzog challenged us to write poems about monster fears:

"Most everyone is afraid of monsters. But what are monsters most afraid of?"

Anita Hart


Apparently monsters don't get asked to divulge their insecurities very often. They've been coming out of the woodwork to take part in ditty therapy.

I'm pleased to report that, for the time being, they have been patient and well-behaved, awaiting your poetry perusal. No saying what might happen come Halloween night though!


Scroll through the poems below or CLICK HERE to open a new tab.




Made with Padlet


Many thanks to all the glorious and beastly imaginations who contributed to our monster menagerie, and to the creature keeper, Becky Herzog, for opening the cage.


Wait... that's it?! It's over???? 

Jody Sticca

But it's only October 25th and I haven't written my poem yet!


No need to panic. You have until Thursday, October 31st, to add your poem about a monster fear. Your poem may even be featured as a daily ditty next week leading up to Halloween!

Visit Becky's spotlight interview for instructions and then click on the pink dot with the plus sign to add your poem to the padlet. Actually, I'll be leaving this padlet open indefinitely, so you can even leave a poem after Halloween. But like I said, there's no telling about the monsters. In my experience, they only stay well-behaved for so long.

Stay tuned for a new reader spotlight next Friday, November 1st.


Karen Edmisten has her own seasonal tribute this week—join her for the Poetry Friday roundup.

DMC: "Kraken Fears Nothing" by David McMullin


Bryan Alexander


KRAKEN FEARS NOTHING

Christopher McKraken here
and there is nothing that I fear.
I’m bigger, stronger, tougher, faster.
One might say – the Ocean Master!

Hurricane or dumb tsunami?
I’m not cryin’ for my mommy.
Fear no whale, or snarling shark,
creepy trenches dank and dark.

Sneaky, snarky mermaid queen,
torpedo blasting submarine.
Pirate with a sharp harpoon,
creature from the black lagoon.

Calving glacier, serpent swarm,
turny-churny lightning storm.
Lava flow, Poseidon's spear.
All things that I’ll never fear.

Wait! What’s that? Okay, I lied.
Better hurry up and hide.
Terrifying! that’s what this is...
Kraken Girl with slimy kisses!


© 2019 David McMullin. All rights reserved.


TLD reader Rebecca Herzog has challenged us to write a poem about something a monster is afraid of. Read my interview with Becky HERE and add your poem about a monster fear to the padlet. While some contributions will be featured as daily ditties leading up to Halloween, all contributions will be included in a wrap-up celebration this Friday, October 25th.


Wednesday, October 23, 2019

DMC: "Anthrophobia" by Cheriee Weichel


Edward Peters


ANTHROPHOBIA

In my web I hide in silence
Fearful of your awful science

What harm I’ve done I do not know
I wish you did not hate me so

I munch the bugs that harm your plants
I decimate both flies and ants

I venture out at times it’s true
But I don’t mean to startle you

I do my best to help you out
Still you see me and scream and shout

You grab a shoe prepared to swing
I bolt hole from that ghastly thing

Cowering now inside this crack
I wait in fear your next attack

Please not the long and roaring pipe
That suctions web and devours life

Viler still is the noxious spray
From which no beast can get away


© 2019 Cheriee Weichel. All rights reserved.


TLD reader Rebecca Herzog has challenged us to write a poem about something a monster is afraid of. Read my interview with Becky HERE and add your poem about a monster fear to the padlet. While some contributions will be featured as daily ditties leading up to Halloween, all contributions will be included in a wrap-up celebration this Friday, October 25th.



Tuesday, October 22, 2019

DMC: "The Night Mare" by Kate O'Neil


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THE NIGHT MARE

When days are dark and nights are long
with no moon in the sky,
when winds howl round the house at night
and unknown creatures shriek in fright,
the Night Mare gallops by.

You’ll hear it whinny, faint but clear,
you’ll feel the air turn cold.
you’ll hear its steady, beating hooves
along the road, across the rooves,
The Night Mare’s tread is bold.

So huddle deep down in your bed
and try to block your ears.
The Night Mare tramples on your dreams,
the Night Mare wants to hear your screams,
the Night Mare feeds on fears.

But when it feels the warmth of love
or sees a kindly light
the Night Mare’s caught out unawares
(it’s terrified of teddy bears)
and gallops out of sight.


© 2019 Kate O'Neil. All rights reserved.


TLD reader Rebecca Herzog has challenged us to write a poem about something a monster is afraid of. Read my interview with Becky HERE and add your poem about a monster fear to the padlet. While some contributions will be featured as daily ditties leading up to Halloween, all contributions will be included in a wrap-up celebration this Friday, October 25th.



Thursday, October 17, 2019

Cover Reveal: The Best of TLD, 2017-2018




Tada! Isn't it charming?

Next month I look forward to celebrating the publication of this jam-packed third volume. The largest and arguably the best yet, it includes a whopping 96 poems by 57 poets! But today I'd like to focus on my talented daughter, Miranda Barnes, who designed such a whimsical cover.


MIRANDA BARNES

Miranda Barnes is a 16-year-old artist who was born in Sydney, Australia, but lost her accent 10 years ago when she moved to Florida. She's a senior at PK Yonge Developmental Research School, where she has taken every single art class available. She also enjoys psychology and is currently working on a senior thesis based on color theory and how the perception of color might be linked to specific emotional responses.

Miranda has won awards at the Alachua County Teen Art Show for the past five years, but the accomplishment she's most proud of is her Girl Scout gold award. Her gold award project, "The True Face of Teenage Beauty," involved photographing her peers as a way to combat the misrepresentation of teens in media, while raising awareness about the problem so that she and her peers could have an easier time learning to love themselves. She credits Girl Scouts with helping her grow immensely, both as a leader and as a more confident and capable person in general. 

Besides art, Miranda loves cats (as you can see on her website) and dreams of one day having a big studio with picture windows—a cat or two perched at each one, tons of art supplies, paint splattered everywhere, and art all over the walls. She hopes one day to have a career as a children's book illustrator, a surface designer (illustrating clothing, wrapping paper, etc.), a graphic designer, or some combination of the three. She's very excited about doing the cover for The Best of Today's Little Ditty 2017-2018, her first publication as an illustrator!

Needless to say, I wouldn't trust the cover of our third TLD collection to just any 16-year-old artist, but I thought she was ready for a challenge like this one and hope that you'll agree. (She's sketched some delightful interior illustrations as well!) While I'm tempted to go on about how wonderful Miranda is in every other way (goodness knows I've mentioned and featured her on the blog a few times), perhaps you'd rather hear from her directly.


Welcome, Miranda!
Have you always known you wanted to be an artist?

Pretty much. I scribbled about as much as any other kid, but I also went to art camp every summer since I was seven, and I think that was what really kindled my passion.

First gallery show and self-portrait (age 7)

I didn't seriously consider being an artist until 9th grade, though. My first high school art class inspired me to start drawing outside of school and develop my own style. Fast forward to now and I'm taking my second AP art class and applying to art schools, so I think it's safe to say art is my life.

What turns you on, artistically speaking?

I enjoy experimenting with different media, but especially love working in watercolor, colored pencil, and Micron pens. My favorite things to draw are definitely animals and people, but don't ask me to pick between the two! I really enjoy trying to put meaning into everything I do. If it doesn't mean anything and it's just a realistic portrait or a nice landscape with no context behind it, I get bored quickly. That's why, although I like photography and I've done a lot of it, I think I'll always find more satisfaction in other forms of art. Creating a representation of something meaningful fulfills and interests me much more than if the goal is just to make a pretty picture.

What can you tell us about the cover of The Best of Today's Little Ditty 2017-2018?

"Earl Grey" by Miranda Barnes, © 2018
(Miranda’s mixed media portrait of ME,
mounted on tea bags and colored with tea.)
The cover art was originally part of a concentration (themed portfolio) I did for AP 2-D design last year. The overarching theme for that portfolio was to make 12 pieces, each functioning as a portrait of someone important in my life—"portrait" not in the sense of their face (although some did include the subject's face), more in the sense of capturing a part of their personality, their sort of aura or vibe, or what they mean to me.

The art on this cover was originally dedicated to my maternal grandmother. She loves teddy bears and antiques, and tends to collect things. While I was making the piece my grandparents were in the process of moving, so I painted a teddy bear pulling a wagon piled with things that remind me of my grandmother, to represent her taking all those sentimental items to a new home. 

As the cover of this year's TLD anthology, the art takes on new meaning. It represents whimsy through the natural setting, and through all those happy little things (or one might even say ditties) piled in the wagon. You'll notice there are several books as well as a pencil and a quill, and everything else in the wagon could be things that the teddy bear might be inspired to write a poem about.

Thank you to Renée LaTulippe for her help with fonts and formatting!

Do you have any other projects currently in the pipeline, or are there other specific project that you hope to pursue?

I'm now in my second year of AP art, so I'm working on a totally different concentration that I'm really excited about. The driving question is "What is the relationship between vulnerability and the role of women in society, and how can art represent and explore it?" I've finished three pieces so far. 

An animal character from Miranda's
sketchbook, © 2019 (click to enlarge)


As for the future, recently I've started experimenting with drawing people with animal features.  I'm having a lot of fun with it, and I'd absolutely love to turn these characters into a graphic novel—I feel like they deserve a home outside of my sketchbook! The only problem is I have absolutely no ideas for a plot and I don't have a terribly good history with following through on writing projects. So my dream right now would be to collaborate with an author to write a graphic novel. Even if it doesn't happen any time soon, I'd love to pursue a project like that in college.




Where can readers connect with you to see more of your work?

I have an Instagram account for my art (@wildflower.ss) where I post sketches and updates about my current projects. I also have a website for finished work (http://mbarnes03.wixsite.com/mirandabarnes), including my entire concentration for last year, the best of my sketchbook, and some graphic design pieces as well. Feel free to stop by and say hello!


Thank you for taking time away from your busy schedule to be with us today, Miranda. (And I do know just how busy it is!) I'm so proud and pleased to have your work on the cover of The Best of Today's Little Ditty 2017-2018!


This was also a busy week on the padlet. LOTS of terrific ditties about things monsters might be afraid of found their way there, including poems by Kate O'Neil, Linda Mitchell, Donna JT Smith, Dianne Moritz, Pat Simmons, David McMullin, Michelle Kogan, Janie Lazo, Aimee Rocha, Kathleen Mazurowski, and Mindy Gars Dolandis. I'll try to share more daily ditties leading up to Halloween, but in the meantime, be sure to check out our monster menagerie so far.


You'll find this week's Poetry Friday roundup at Jama's Alphabet Soup. Jama is showcasing Charles Ghigna's latest, a beautiful reflective book on the creative process called Dear Poet: Notes to a Young Writer, and complementing it with exquisite artwork by Charles' son, Chip. Grab a cup of tea and a macaron and enjoy this week's delicious poetry offerings.


Thursday, October 10, 2019

A Grab Bag of Monster Fears


"Monster" by Lars Plougmann

October is a super fun month at Today's Little Ditty. When the spirit of Halloween knocks at the door, we've always done our best to greet her with a generous plate of poetry.

"Yoohoo!" by Ruth Hartnup
In past years we've featured an unfolding story of insomnia, a mummy and zombie pas-de-deux, a fanciful animal tale, a fine example of Halloween trickery, a magical rhyming picture book by Carrie Clickard, a collection of delightfully frightful poems by Calef Brown, a HalloZENO party, and several other hair-raising celebrations involving monsters, beasts, spooky memories and other assorted horrors... sometimes necessitating Post Halloween Stress Disorder (PHSD) therapy.

That's quite a haul for any trick-or-treater! But we're not shutting off the porch light yet. This month we're featuring poems about monster fears—not fear of monsters, but things that a monster might be afraid of. Fun, right? Read more about our current DMC challenge in last week's interview with Rebecca Herzog.

Here are a few of the goodies on the padlet right now.


Flash! Dash!

"Torch Monster" by Michael
I hear the footsteps coming near;
I hope without the thing I fear.
I like the dark, the shadows’ gloom,
then I can scare those in this room.
The door creaks open, someone cries.
Oh no, the flashlight beam defies
my best performance filled with lies.
I slink away when it’s too bright.
Monsters cannot bear the light.

© 2019 Linda Baie. All rights reserved.


a cherita terbalik

schmutz smooths the angles
and softens her warts—she
looks almost human

oh, how she despises cleaning
but she must—shudder!

mirror on the wall

© 2019 Diane Mayr. All rights reserved.

"Pockmarked mirror" by Andrea Kirkby


"Child Imagination" by Cesar Mascarenhas
Monster's Panic Attack

I'm crouched in the closet,
my eyes on the door.
I hear little footsteps
on her bedroom floor.
The tension is rising—
a sliver of light!
The closet door opens
and I scream in fright!

© 2019 Cindy Breedlove. All rights reserved.


Five Fearful Monsters

Five little monsters prowling in the park.
“Yikes!” said the first. “I’m scared of the dark!”
“Yow!” said the second. “Something’s creeping near!”
“Hush!” said the third. “It’s the wind you hear.”
“No!” said the fourth. “There’s a frightful noise!”
“Look!” said the fifth. “Little girls and boys!
Just a bunch of kids running down the street...
dressed for Halloween, shouting “Trick-or-treat!”

© 2019 Dianne Moritz. All rights reserved.

"TricK or TreaT" by Kylie_Jaxxon


Speaking of trick-or-treating, have I got a treat for you next week! You'll just have to wait to find out what it is though. Hope you can stand the suspense.

"He's seen better days...." by melfoody


Leave your poem about something a monster is afraid of HERE.
Catherine Flynn writes about gratefulness at Reading to the Core, where she's hosting this week's Poetry Friday roundup.