Welcome to the Fun Factory!

Luna Park, Sydney, Australia, photo: Sascha Grant

Calling all punsters, all witty-quippers, all wordspinners— 
the fun factory is open for business! 

Last week, Kate O'Neil challenged us to write a poem with words at play. (Read her TLD reader spotlight HERE.)

Someone very wise once said—

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(Attributed to Benjamin Franklin, George Bernard Shaw, Thomas Jefferson, Babe Ruth, Oliver Wendell Holmes, and any number of others, including Anonymous.)

Kudos to whoever it was. I wholeheartedly agree! 

So in an effort to counter the process of aging (beauty sleep be damned), I've been thinking a lot about this challenge over the past several days. On Tuesday, I shared a playful couplet from Ogden Nash that fits the bill. I could have just as easily shared these two clever lines from Douglas Florian. The humorous and imaginative verse of Jack Prelutsky comes to mind for this challenge, Calef Brown's mash-ups, and several zany poems by J. Patrick Lewis, including this one. In a comment to last week's interview, Tabatha Yeatts mentioned Brian Bilston and Greg Pincus. While Kate suggested malapropisms, ambiguities, unintended meanings, puns, and cliches as sources of inspiration, it occurred to me that wordplay can also be expressed visually—by playing with word sequence or layout, like these examples from Bob Racska's Wet Cement. I like that some of you on the padlet are going in that direction.

The early onset of Black Friday sales this month reminded me of a wordplay poem I wrote back in 2013. It's about the relentless Internet ads that pop up during this season of retail holiday cheer.  Indulge me as I repost it six years later—a brief little affair I call "Cyber Seduction."

Cyber

Seduction

It all began

with cookies. Now

and then, you popped up

unexpectedly.   It was cute,

you were sweet, and before long

you fell into step with my digital footprint.

Just a fling, I told myself, but you wanted more:

my time, attention, undying devotion, a credit card number

and personal security code.  And then it happened.  Black Friday.

It was late. There on my lap in the bedroom, aura glowing, you

told me I was glamorous, well-to-do, elite, and that XL or XS

didn’t matter. “2-for-1,” you said, “a limited-time offer.”

So I gave you my IP address, my credit card, the

works.  Who could resist those promises,

now as empty as my bank account? 

For a time I thought we clicked,

but now I realize I did all

the clicking. And what

once was 2-for-1,

is now just me,

50% off.

© 2013 Michelle Heidenrich Barnes. All rights reserved.

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Our fun factory is waiting for your wordplay poem! While there, enjoy the ditties already posted by Michelle Kogan, Linda Trott Dickman, Janie Lazo, Dianne Moritz, Linda Baie, Diane Mayr, and Cindy Breedlove.

Thanks to Irene Latham, our "still and steady" host of this week's Poetry Friday roundup. You'll find her and this week's offerings at Live Your Poem. Join me here for next week's roundup and a big announcement!

Spotlight on Bob Raczka + DMC Challenge

BOB RACZKA

Author of the popular art appreciation series, Bob Raczka’s Art Adventures, Chicagoan Bob Raczka studied art in college. He has worked as an advertising writer for more than 25 years. A few years ago he discovered poetry, and now Bob is a children’s poet as well. His first poetry effort, Guyku: A Year of Haiku for Boys, was awarded the Claudia Lewis Award by Bank Street College. His second poetry book, Lemonade: And Other Poems Squeezed from a Single Word, was named both an ALA and an NCTE Notable. Bob’s most recent titles include Joy in Mudville, a sequel to "Casey at the Bat," and a holiday haiku collection called Santa Clauses: Short Poems from the North Pole.  For more information about Bob, his books, or to visit his brand spankin' new blog, visit www.bobraczka.com.


It's my pleasure to welcome you to Today's Little Ditty, Bob!

Let's talk a little more about that newest haiku collection, shall we?

Santa Clauses: Short Poems from the North Pole
Carolrhoda Books, September 2014
ISBN: 978-1467718059
Find at Amazon.com, Barnes & Noble,
or at your local independent bookstore.

   I LOVE this book. 

Do not take that statement lightly. As holiday-themed books go, I am generally not a big fan. They sort of roll together into one big much-of-a-muchness pile for me.  But not this one– oh no.  This one is fresh, fun, delightful, and will take its rightful place alongside The Night Before Christmas as a Barnes family storybook tradition.

One aspect that I particularly like about this book of 25 short poems is that it can be read with children like an Advent calendar, one poem each day leading up to Christmas. It lends itself beautifully to the magic and anticipation of the season.



Santa Clauses opens with a typewritten note:

Santa is a man of many talents. He's a 
toymaker, a reindeer trainer, a sleigh
pilot, and a world traveler. But did you
know he is also a poet?

From there, we are invited to peek at Santa's haiku diary, where, from December 1st to December 25th, he records his personal reflections of the season. Any expectations of a larger than life Santa Claus swiftly melt away.  Instead we find a gentle and caring man with his family by his side: a loving wife, some pet reindeer, hardworking elves; holiday preparations and household chores to tend to; and a frozen world that keeps him awestruck.

If you're looking for an unbridled frenzy of activity with consumeristic undertones, look elsewhere.  True to the haiku form, Bob's poetry (in Santa's voice) is calm, soothing, and insightful. Its focus is on the heart and wonder of the season.  Chuck Groenink's charming illustrations in muted colors have a folk art feel, adding to the sense of comfort that warms the reader like a steaming mug of hot cocoa.

And speaking of hot cocoa, this would be a good time to go grab some and curl up on the sofa with a blanket and furry friend if you have one.  Let's find out a bit more about Bob Raczka and Santa Clauses: Short Poems from the North Pole. As always, we'll start off with five favorites:

Our dog, Rufus

Favorite part of the holiday season:

I love walking my dog Rufus late at night, when it’s snowing, no one else is out, and I can actually hear the sound of snowflakes falling on the leftover leaves in the trees.

Favorite children’s book:

I’ll name two. The Polar Express by Chris Van Allsburg, which inspired me to start writing children’s books in the first place, and The Raft by Jim LaMarche, which makes me feel like a boy again.

Favorite sound:

I often wake up in the middle of the night, and if I’m lucky, I’ll hear the “who, who-who-whooo” of a horned owl who lives in my neighborhood. If I’m really lucky, I’ll hear a pair—one calling and the other answering.

View from our cabin in Maine

Favorite vacation spot:

The Thompson Cottages in New Harbor, Maine. Our family rents a cabin right on the ocean, where we clamber on the rocks during the day and listen to the waves and the bell buoys at night. We also use binoculars to watch the osprey family that lives in a nest at the top of a pine on a small island across the channel.

Favorite quote:

The poet Mary Oliver wrote this, and I love it:

“Instructions for living a life. Pay attention. Be astonished. Tell about it.”

Bob at 12 years old

What inspires you to write for children and what do you enjoy most about being a children's author?

Of course, other children’s books inspire me. When I see one that I like, it gets my creative juices flowing. I’m also motivated by the challenge of creating a book, or a type of book, that no one has ever done before. I don’t really write for children as much as I write for myself—though it’s probably a 12 year-old version of myself. I love playing with words, and I love the fact that I can write about whatever I want.   

Can you give us a peek inside your "writing zone" – when, where, and how do you do your best work? 

I don’t have what you would call a “routine”. I do most of my writing on a laptop. Sometimes I write in a favorite “glider” rocking chair in my bedroom. Sometimes I write on the train on my way to work (I have a writing job in advertising). Sometimes I write at the library. When I’m writing a poetry book, I read a lot of poems in the same form that I’m writing. Then I sit down whenever I have free time. Sometimes, I’m able to write three or four poems in one sitting. But most of the time, I’ll only come up with one or two. And sometimes, I won’t come up with any. I guess the only routine that I have is to rewrite until it feels right.

Besides writing children's poetry and picture books, you are a passionate proponent of art appreciation for children. Does your eye for the visual arts inform your writing? If so, how?

I’ve always liked making art, looking at art, and being creative. I’ve never understood why everybody doesn’t feel this way. I think many people are intimidated by art—just like many people are intimidated by poetry. So with both my art books and my poetry books, my goal is to make the subjects fun and accessible. Let’s face it, when you look at a piece of art or read a poem that you don’t understand, it’s much harder to enjoy it. I want to share the enjoyment that I get from art and poetry.

Besides accurate syllable counts, what challenges did you face in writing Santa Clauses? 

One challenge was to make it feel different from Guyku, my other book of haiku poetry. It was fun imagining myself as Santa, thinking about what he does to pass the time in such a remote place. When I realized that he was a nature lover, and that he had to do the same holiday chores I do (like untangling Christmas lights and keeping his sidewalk clear), the book was easier to write. To be honest, writing the book was less challenging than finding a publisher.

Would you be willing to share a favorite selection or two?

SANTA CLAUSES, text © Bob Raczka, illustration © Chuck Groenink

SANTA CLAUSES, text © Bob Raczka, illustration © Chuck Groenink (click on image to enlarge)

If you could have any job in Santa's workshop, what would it be? 

Definitely not a wrapping elf. I get tired of wrapping after about the third present! I used to love making model rockets and model planes when I was a boy, so maybe I’d be a good fit in the “Flying Toys” department.

What’s coming up next for you? 

My next book is called Presidential Misadventures: Poems that Poke Fun at the Man in Charge. It’s a collection of clerihews (funny four-line poems) about our presidents, and will be published in January of 2015. My next book after that is a collection of concrete poems titled Wet Cement, in which I introduce the idea of one-word concrete poems. (I guess I’m sort of a minimalist!) That will appear in 2016.

If you had all the world’s children in one room, what would you tell them? 

I would tell them to “follow your bliss”. In other words, find the thing that you enjoy doing more than anything else, and figure out a way to do it for the rest of your life. Life is too short to do what other people want you to do.

Finally, please tell us what you have chosen as this month’s ditty challenge.

I know Halloween is over, but I think it would be really cool to see if your blog readers could write a haiku from the point of view of their favorite Halloween monster. For example, what kind of a haiku would Dracula write? Or the Mummy? There’s Frankenstein, witches, ghosts, bats, spiders, zombies—the possibilities are endless!

Here are three tips:

• A haiku has 3 lines, with 5 syllables in the first line, 7 syllables in the second, and 5 syllables in the third.

• A haiku is always written in the present tense.

• Try to include a funny twist or comparison.

Ooh, this sounds fiendishly fun!  I can think of several readers who will eat this challenge up... you know, crunchy on the outside, chewy center? Yeah, like that. 

By the way, I checked with Bob, and for those of you who are experienced modern haiku poets, feel free to forgo the 5/7/5 requirement.

Throughout the month, send your monster-inspired haiku to TodaysLittleDitty (at) gmail (dot) com or use the contact form in the sidebar to the right. For children under 13 who would like to participate, please read my COPPA compliance statement located below the contact form. 

Some contributions may be published on the blog as daily ditties, but all of them will be collected in a wrap-up post on Friday, November 28, 2014 – the day after Thanksgiving.  I expect by then I will be giving thanks that I survived. Really. How creeped out can one get over 17 syllables? (I'm afraid to find out!)

Seriously though, thank you, Bob, for hanging out with us this month, sparking our creativity, AND for generously offering a personalized copy of Santa Clauses: Short Poems from the North Pole to one lucky participant!

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Thanks also to everyone who participated in last month's ditty challenge, brought to us by J. Patrick Lewis.  The turnout and the zenos were spectacular!

Random.org has determined that the winner of EVERYTHING IS A POEM: The Best of J. Patrick Lewis with illustrations by Maria Cristina Pritelli is: 

CATHERINE JOHNSON – congratulations Catherine!

Please join another one of my favorite haiku poets, Diane Mayr, for today's Poetry Friday roundup over at Random Noodling.