Lori Degman challenged us to wake Farmer McPeeper this month. Not an easy task, as it turns out.
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| Your hosts |
To pass the time while Farmer has been sleeping, Cow and Sheep have been planning a barn party.
Guess what? You're invited!
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| It'sa hoEdown, y'allll! |
Horse appears to have been partying for some time already.
As the submissions ambled in, slowly at first, several people remarked on the difficulty of this challenge. Lori makes it look easy, of course, but to write within a prescribed meter and rhyme scheme is definitely harder than it looks. Throw in some wordplay and a pun or two for good measure, and it wouldn't be surprising to find your knickers in a twist!
So here's a hip hip hooray and a big barnyard thanks (clucks, honks, bleats, and moos) to everyone who gave this challenge a try... even if Farmer McPeeper, himself, has shown no appreciation whatsoever.
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| Illustration of Farmer McPeeper by Deborah Zemke |
Let the hoedown begin!
"This shouldn't be hard,"
said the cat in the yard.
"I'll bet it's as easy as pie."
Her cock-a-doodle purrr
was as fuzzy as fur,
but at least she gave it a try.
– Miranda Barnes (age 11), all rights reserved
"I slither and slide
and take immense pride
in being a most helpful snake."
But Snake's forked tongue kiss
and Cock-a-doodle-HISS
did not help Farmer McPeeper wake.
– Bridget Magee, all rights reserved
and take immense pride
in being a most helpful snake."
But Snake's forked tongue kiss
and Cock-a-doodle-HISS
did not help Farmer McPeeper wake.
– Bridget Magee, all rights reserved
"A farmer that's sleepy
needs someone who's creepy.
That's me!" said Squirmy the Worm
"I'll slide up his toes,
Cock-a-doodle his nose!"
But a sneeze left Sir Wormy infirm.
– Buffy Silverman, all rights reserved
Next to come round
was a rock-n-roll hound
descended from Elvis the King.
This hound dog’s to-do:
Cock-a-doodle aaahrrrooooooooooo!
The blues was all he could sing.
– Michelle Heidenrich Barnes, all rights reserved
was a rock-n-roll hound
descended from Elvis the King.
This hound dog’s to-do:
Cock-a-doodle aaahrrrooooooooooo!
The blues was all he could sing.
– Michelle Heidenrich Barnes, all rights reserved
The owl said, "Wait, I'm already in flight,
I'll offer who, whos for the crowd.
I know that near chickens, I am not allowed.
I'll cock-a-doodle-who (but not too loud).
Don't want to give the farmer a fright!
– Linda Baie, all rights reserved
"I'm a fast-swimming fish.
Let me give it a swish.
I’ll zip once ‘round the pond to get set.
Let me give it a swish.
I’ll zip once ‘round the pond to get set.
One, two, three - watch me dash.
Cock-a-doodle-Splish! Splash!"
But it turned out that fish was all wet!
Cock-a-doodle-Splish! Splash!"
But it turned out that fish was all wet!
– Tamera Will Wissinger, all rights reserved
"My powerful croak
will wake that farmer bloke,"
a baritone bullfrog boasted,
He filled up his cheeks
and out came some squeaks,
that sound won't get him promoted.
will wake that farmer bloke,"
a baritone bullfrog boasted,
He filled up his cheeks
and out came some squeaks,
that sound won't get him promoted.
– Kathy Mazurowski, all rights reserve
I'm a mosquito and tiny,
but I am loud and most whiny.
I'll fly to his ear, drive him crazy.
Listen to my song so fine.
It's a cock-a-doodle whi-ii-ine.
But that farmer is just too lazy.
– Patricia Podlipec, all rights reserved
but I am loud and most whiny.
I'll fly to his ear, drive him crazy.
Listen to my song so fine.
It's a cock-a-doodle whi-ii-ine.
But that farmer is just too lazy.
– Patricia Podlipec, all rights reserved
Cock-A-Doodle Flea
I yelled cock-a-doodle
Atop of his poodle
Who's sleeping right next to his head
But he can't hear my chant
'Cause I'm small as an ant
So maybe I'll bite him instead
– Jan Gars, all rights reserved
Cock-A-Doodle Parrot
I'll cock-a-doodle doo
And scream I love you
If only he'll get out of bed
The farmer's a slacker
And I want a cracker
Or Polly will poop on his head
– Jan Gars, all rights reserved
... and a few more stanzas:
The cock-a-doodle honk
From a grey goose named Zonk
Did not stir the farmer from bed
His old wife heard the sound
And she took to the ground
To catch and lock him in the shed
From a grey goose named Zonk
Did not stir the farmer from bed
His old wife heard the sound
And she took to the ground
To catch and lock him in the shed
A sweet little pony
They called Macaroni
Saw Farmer McPeeper asleep
She tried cock-a-doodle
No sound could she oodle
A little hoarse, she could not peep
They called Macaroni
Saw Farmer McPeeper asleep
She tried cock-a-doodle
No sound could she oodle
A little hoarse, she could not peep
The old cow named Noodle
Then cried cock-a-doodleThe farmer she still did not wake
So she kicked a bucket
From here to Nantucket
But never his snoring did break
– Jan Gars, all rights reserved
"Let me try," said the mare.
"We've got no time to spare!"
Now she was the mane attraction.
But cock-a-doodle-neigh
was all she could say,
prompting much dissatisfaction.
– Kristi Veitenheimer, all rights reserved
Then elephant shouted,
"I'm not to be doubted.
I can wake up that farmer, I swear."
Though his "Cock-a-doodle-A-ROO!"
woke up all Timbuktu,
Farmer slept through the elephant’s blare.
"I'm not to be doubted.
I can wake up that farmer, I swear."
Though his "Cock-a-doodle-A-ROO!"
woke up all Timbuktu,
Farmer slept through the elephant’s blare.
– Katie Gast, all rights reserved
"I can do it for sure,
I have done it before,"
said monarch of beasts, the King Lion.
But his Cockadoo-ROAR
made the farmer snore more.
Trending: "Thank you Lord #Lyin' for tryin'."
– Violet Nesdoly, all rights reserved
I have done it before,"
said monarch of beasts, the King Lion.
But his Cockadoo-ROAR
made the farmer snore more.
Trending: "Thank you Lord #Lyin' for tryin'."
– Violet Nesdoly, all rights reserved
"Cover your ears," the woodpecker boasts;
I'll show you how easy it is.
I'll rat-a-tat-tat on the metal downspout!
He'll jump awake, head first, then toes.
– Martha O'Quinn, all rights reserved
Though some dogs are furriah,
A Bahston terriah
Can bahk awake any old fahmah
Except Farmer Peepah,
A real heavy sleepah.
To wake him just isn't good kahmah.
– Bonnie T. Ogle, all rights reserved
A somnolent bear fast asleep in his lair
Dreamt of growling awake Squire McPeeper.
Bear stirred in his slumber and yet he stayed under;
None could tell who was sleeping the deeper.
– Peter Barnes, all rights reserved
There are some unusual animals on this farm, to be sure. But at least they all know how to have a good time!
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Better hurry if you want to get in on the fun!
You have until Sunday, August 31st, to send your cock-a-doodle stanza to TodaysLittleDitty (at) gmail (dot)
com or use the contact form in the sidebar to the right.
Everyone who participates in this month's challenge will automatically
be entered to win a personalized copy of Lori's new picture book, Cock-a-Doodle Oops! (One entry
per participant, not per poem.) Alternatively, you may earn an entry into the giveaway by commenting below. If you
contribute a poem and comment below you will earn two entries in
total. Comments must be received no later Tuesday, September 2, 2014.
The winner will be determined by Random.org and announced next Friday, September 5th, when we feature our new Spotlight ON interview and ditty
challenge.
"That'll do, Pig. That'll do."~ Farmer Hoggett, BABE
Jone MacCulloch is hosting today's Poetry Friday celebration over at Check It Out.
